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LETTERS TO DEAR DR. HEALTH
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January 11, 2013

Dear Dr. Health,

 

While it seems that you primarily answer personal problems I have a problem with my car. It seems to be rusting from the inside of the side panels out. When I originally purchased it I paid for rust-proofing and I think they screwed me. If I tell you the name of the dealership could you find the time to intervene for me. I know they would listen to someone with the depth and breadth of your reach.

 

 



Rusty,
Lake Winnie, MN
Letter ID : 115
REPLY FROM DR. HEALTH
January 11, 2013

Dear Rusty,

 

 

I can’t take the time to intervene for you especially given that you’re from someplace called Lake Winnie in Minnesota of all the states where I wouldn’t even want the PR. Lake Winnie??

 

 

Re Your Car: Go back to the dealer and accuse them of selling you a car with an Auto Immune Deficiency. Point out that you know it’s viral and spreads through the exposed exhaust pipes. Maybe don’t reference me as I don’t do cars. And don’t ever write to me again…but, do remember Rusty, I really care.

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