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Racial Profiling Rears Its Ugly Head!
February 15, 2012

Dear Dr. Health,

I decided to become a member in order to share my dreadful experience with you and your other members. This is what happened.

I was five people back and waiting my turn to go thru security at the Dallas-Fort Worth Airport last month when I saw two of the security guards whisper to each other and then start laughing. I naturally assumed that they were laughing at me because I am Swedish and foreign born so I had my retort ready.

I shouted out (purposely raising my voice) that they wouldn’t be laughing very hard if a bomb just happened to go off during my flight and killed everyone onboard! The sure shut them up but then I was profiled! Remember, I’m Swedish, not some damn terrorist. But they just couldn’t laugh it off. They actually pulled me off the line and brought me into a semi-secret room for questioning! Like I’d really blow up the plane. How stupid can they be?

It’s racist profiling plain and simple. I am white, blonde and blue eyed like my fellow Swedes. WE NEVER BLEW UP A THING!

The icing on the cake was when they told me that I wasn’t welcome back in the United States. What about those amendments of yours and freedom of speech? I wouldn’t ever come back anyway; certainly not with all this racist profiling all over the place and even if I did come back I’d never go thru Dallas-Fort Worth again, that’s for damn sure. I wonder what your comments are about that!



Sincerely,
Your Chocolate Sucks
Geneva, Switzerland
Letter ID : 113
REPLY FROM DR. HEALTH
February 15, 2012
Dear Your Chocolate Sucks,

Well I’m with you on this one. They couldn’t realize you were kidding? What if you stuck your hand in your jacket and told them that the first person who moved was a dead man? Those idiots probably would have shot you!

What you’ve described is a typical obnoxious American overreaction and I hope you don’t hold it against everyone in our country.

On behalf of me and all my other member/patients please accept our apology for both the profiling and the Gestapo tactics used on you in Dallas. As I’m sure you realize, I really care.
 
PS Our chocolate does suck except for our chocolate flavored Bonomo's Turkish Taffy; an American original!
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